The fence "needed fixin'"...so I "fixed it".
Well it turns out that the old saying "no good deed goes unpunished" is true.
The other day my office received this letter:
Whoever this "Mr. Sean Jamieson" is,
he clearly doesn't understand the need for a good "fence fixin'".
Ask anyone of the bystanders who were there that day,
and they'll tell you, that fence was problematic to say the least.
Even that guy with the two chihuahuas will tell you. Heck the chihuahuas would tell you if they spoke english. Why do you think he was carrying them?
The fence was a problem.
Gondoliers solve problems.
I solved the problem.
Now where the heck am I gonna come up with eight thousand dollars to give to this Jamieson guy?
Hey, I know, there's a gondolino down in the San Diego area that I could "liberate" and sell. That ought to get me at least enough money to cover this so-called "significant damage".