Tuesday, March 15, 2022

Kyle and Kalev - Coming and Going

 

 
This past weekend our weather in Newport was remarkable, and our gondoliers and their passengers enjoyed it.
 
Here we see gondolier Kyle Wolting heading out on a glistening later afternoon.
 
 And later on he returned under golden sunlight.
 
 

Meanwhile Kalev navigated wind and water with the canopy on the legendary gondola "Lucia".

Painted skies and calm surface conditions.

It's cruises like this where our clients don't want to
get out of the gondola.

Can't say I blame them.



Friday, February 11, 2022

Building Up to V-Day


Every year we spend a lot of time worrying about what the weather will look like on February 14th and the days leading up to it. 
Some years it's dismal. 
Some years it's something we can work with. 
This year in Newport, the forecast is SO good,
I'm wondering where the hidden camera is.

I should apologize to my friends who live in places where there's snow.
But believe me folks, we pay for this weather dearly:
in taxes, and traffic, and governmental nonsense.
Don't even ASK me about gas prices.

And yet, for the last week or so,
I have witnessed several of our gondoliers out rowing in February...in shorts!
So at this point I'm getting an idea of what V-day must be like for my friends in Australia.

Here is a collection of shots I took from the docks as some of the gondoliers passed by.

Summer conditions.

Brooks heads out with a happy couple.


Kyle rows in shorts in the sunshine. 

Roberto sports the shorts too.


Harry departs as his passengers raise a toast.

Brooks adjusts his sunglasses.

Mike Ruffino glides along as local rowing teams
practice in the distance.

Coming back with a happy family on board.

Sunday, January 30, 2022

Sunset in Venezia

 photo by Alessandro Santini


Yeah yeah, y'know...
Just another boring gondola sunset shot.

(Truth is, they never seem to get old)

My friend Alessandro sent me this great photo of a brilliant sunset in Venezia, with the iconic dome of the basilica di Santa Maria della Salute in the background.

I've been a fan of Alessandro's gondola
since she was launched in March of 2019
(see "Santini's Varo")

Big thanks to Alessandro for taking my desire to get to Venice...
and turbocharging it! 

Monday, January 24, 2022

Clouds at Night

 photo by Kalev Pallares


Sometimes clouds are even more beautiful at night.

Gondolier Kalev snapped this shot tonight in Newport
while rowing our 1961 wedding gondola.

One of my favorite things about working on the water
is the way a nice view can turn into a spectacular
double-image when conditions calm and the surface
gets smooth - reflecting like a mirror.


Thursday, January 20, 2022

AMBULANZA!!!

Witnessing an ambulance pass in Venice is anything but boring.

It's typically:
LOUD
FAST
UNEXPECTED
and creates all kinds of problems for people to solve who are left in it's wake.
And I DO mean "wake",
because an "ambulanza" creates QUITE a WAKE on it's way to whatever destination it is speeding to or from.

I've witnessed several of these passes, but on one occasion I was at the top of the Rialto bridge when this sucker went flying by.

I heard the siren as it approached, managed to snap only two shots of the actual vessel before it was gone, but the telltale signs were clear in the waters of the Canale Grande afterward.



 

Of course we've been here before,
On this very bridge in fact.
In my post "Ambulance Aftermath", we looked at a similar scenario, and analyzed the various ways gondoliers dealt with that notorious wake.

On this occasion, the gondolier in the shot handled it like a pro!
Need proof?
Look at his passengers.
They seemed to take it all in stride, smiling and enjoying their cruise.

He rode it out, and just kept on rowing.
And they got back to the business of snapping those all-so-important bucket-list photos (this one being on a gondola with the Rialto in the background).

Meanwhile, THIS guy, shows up after it's all gone down,
and says "Hey guys, did I miss anything?"

"This guy"

Monday, January 17, 2022

I Saw the Sign

 


Walking through Venice is wonderful.
You never know what you'll see around the next corner,
or from the top of the next bridge.

A while back I was crossing the bridge over the canal known as Rio del Fontego dei Tedeschi, and I saw this sign,
and the gondola activity going on behind it.

This is the canal that feeds into the Canale Grande just north of the Rialto Bridge.  The servizio name on the sign is that of the Traghetto di Santa Sofia.  They have a large traghetto and stazione across the Grand Canal from the fish market, but this appears to also be part of their service area.

 

Saturday, January 15, 2022

Canterbury Punts

 

On a driving tour through England, our guide stopped in a small shire to show us some sort of school or shopping area, but when we crossed a small bridge I spotted Something much more interesting.

No, it wasn't gondolas.
Not exactly.
But it sure reminded me of a small walk-up servizio.

Here were two guys, standing at the spot
where a bridge and a canal met.

There was a large umbrella, a sign,
and as I looked down beyond them...
PUNTS!

 

Sure, I'm in the gondola business,
but punts fascinate me.
They are quite similar in some ways to our beloved gondolas.

They had their rates and even a small board indicating who was out, and when they might be coming back.





I snapped some photos and grabbed a brochure before my mother-in-law got a good grip on my ear and dragged me back with the group.


 

Yes, it's true.
There ARE punting operations in England that resemble walk-up gondola servizios.
I didn't get a chance to get out on the water with these gentlemen, but later in the day, in another place, I did.
But that's another story for another post.

To learn more about these punters, go to:
http://canterburypunts.uk 

 

Thursday, January 13, 2022

When it Rains...

I snapped this from the vaporetto on a rainy day in Venice.

My guess is that those folks in the gondola had
   "take a gondola ride"
at the top of their list in bold Sharpie marker. 
Yes, they were determined.
It HAD to HAPPEN.
And the gondolier was prepared that day
with rain gear to row in.

My gondolier friend Alessandro Santini says the guy on the back of the boat is Luciano Costantini, and that beautiful gondola came out of Franco Crea's shop.

Of course the boat is gorgeous,
Check out the artfully carved perimeter trim.
And I love the gold carvings on the bow and stern:


 


but what caught my attention was the remarkable array of umbrellas!


  I mean LOOK at that!
They look like Romans ready to repel a volley of arrows!

But not Grandma.
No no.
She's like the Honey Badger - she don't care!

If anything, Grandma looks like she's quietly plotting some kind of revenge, but one that must be served cold.

Meanwhile, working on the back of the boat, is Luciano.
 


Makin' it look easy, while rowing in Alaskan rain gear.
Cheers to you, Luciano!

(don't get too close to Grandma - she looks pissed!)

 

Tuesday, January 11, 2022

Candles in the Canal

photo by Kalev Pallares


Just another perfect moment on the waters of Newport Beach.

Polished brass sirens and gold-leaf guilding glow in the twilight, while freshly painted floorboards reflect the light of the candles in a magical way.

Saturday, January 8, 2022

Raising the Red Gondola - The Life Jacket Trick

 


The internet tends to present a less-than-accurate reality.

Spend five minutes on social media and you’ll be convinced that everyone’s having a better life than you are. 

We don’t hesitate to post about victories and good grades. 

But nobody posts about how they got a D+ on an exam, or how crappy their vacation is going.

 

Back in 2008 I arrived at my docks after a night of rain to discover that one of my gondolas had become a low rider.”

What can I say?  Some boats just decide to identify as submarines, only to discover that they’re made of wood - which happens float. 

 

When my boat swamped, I thought a lot about whether I wanted to share this “non-victory” with the world. 

Surely someone out there might find some kind of perverse joy in seeing that I’d failed at something. 

 

In the end I thought about how many times I’d learned from other gondola owners, and I decided to post about it and also about how I managed to get my gondola back on top of the water. 

 

It was a clever trick involving ratcheting tie straps hooked to both sides of a slip and strung beneath the boat. 

 

You can read all about it in my post

"Raising my own titanic"

 

For those of who haven’t yet experienced this level of boat-ownership-joy, the object is to get all of the rails of the gondola above the surface:

just enough height to prevent water from flowing back into the vessel as you bail or pump out the water that shouldn’t be there already. 

 

But the method I employed was only effective because the boat was in a slip. I’ve often wondered what I would have done if the boat were on a side tie. 

 

 

 

Once a gondola has “become one with the surface of the water,” all sorts of stability elements pretty much go out the window. 

Untie her and try moving her to a slip and she’s likely to try and “whale over” on you. The metal ferro blade on the bow tip is heavy.  It has a high center of gravity, and wants nothing more than to seek deeper water.

If the boat flips, you’re into a whole new level of problems, which may include having to fish non-floating parts off the bottom. 

 

So how does a gondola owner accomplish the lift with the boat only moored on one side?

 

Mark Schooling at Gondola Paradiso came up with a very clever method using materials that were readily on hand. 

 

The other day Mark joined the club of gondola owners who've had a boat that experiences a sudden increase in depth.

 

He showed up in the morning, after a night of rain, to this:


Fortunately the way she was tethered prevented anything from floating away.   There was no way to move the gondola to a slip, so Mark did something else.

 

He simply gave the vessel more buoyancy … by stuffing life jackets under the decks. 

 

  Here you see two packs of life jackets, with one about to get stuffed under the trasto de meso.


 

 Both life jacket packs firmly lodged beneath the trasto.

 

It was a bit of a struggle because life jackets don’t like to be submerged, but once he got all the life jackets he had in place and climbed his wet self out of the boat, the rails were high enough to clear the surface.  After that it was a simple matter of bailing out the water. 

 

After some serious cardio as well as weight lifting (water weight, that is), the boat was back on top, and Mark got her covered and ready for the next rain.

 


This gondola is a favorite among American gondoliers.
Many of us have raced her in the US Gondola Nationals, and a lot of us have also had the opportunity to take passenger cruises on her, both in Huntington Harbour and in her current home port in Oxnard, California.

She's obviously easy to recognize due to her red color.


 

Gondolier Josh Sopp rows the red gondola

photo by Mark Schooling

(shamelessly stolen from Josh's social media)


Lifting a boat or other object with additional buoyancy is common among salvage divers.  They often have fancy "lift bags" that they inflate using their SCUBA tanks.  Guys like Mark and I don't have that kind of equipment on hand. 

The next time I find myself needing to raise a swamped boat, I'll remember Mark's life jacket trick.

(Hopefully it won't happen any time soon)

 

If by chance you find yourself doing this,
consult my post "Top Ten - Swamped Boat" list of excuses
to use when people start asking questions.
 
Further ridiculous posting on this subject can be read at:
"The Tie-Strap Trick"
 
For more amusing reading about bad things happening to boats, see
"Bad Things Happen - Part 1 - Smashing, Burning, and Sinking"

 

 

photo by Josh Sopp

(another photo stolen from Josh - I just HAD to!)

 

Friday, January 7, 2022

Fox in the Fog

 

If you think the only places you'll find gondolas are Venice and the United States, well then you haven't been looking around enough. 

For instance, there are several gondola operations in Germany.  One of them - called Gondelfox - operates in a beautiful area just outside of Berlin.

A while ago Alexander Fuchs (owner of Gondelfox) flew in to visit my friend Drew Sainte Marie at Black Swan Gondola

I had to meet this guy.

After both Black Swan and my company - Gondola Adventures had crazy Decembers, we finally got some time to get together.

  from left to right:
Kyle Wolting, Greg Mohr,
Alexander Fuchs, and Drew Sainte Marie


After a quick cup of coffee
(and realizing that I'm the shortest adult male in the world)
we jumped on the dei Rossi gondola we call Celeste and headed out for a row.



I pulled the gondola out of her slip
and handed the oar to Alex.

He was immediately at home rowing "a-poppa".
It's always fun to watch someone who knows what they're doing on a gondola, as they row a new boat in a new place with an expert touch.

We all talked about the different people we know in the gondola world, and Drew and I hammed it up a bit towards the front of the boat.

 

 As we neared the Turning Basin at the center of the harbor, I pointed out homes where John Wayne and Nicolas Cage had lived, and we noticed a dense fog rolling into the harbor.

 

Alex smiles with some famous homes in the background.

Fog got thicker as we headed back to dock.

As usual, I made another great friend in the gondola world,
and now I can't wait to visit the Berlin area and row with the Gondelfox.