Monday, March 12, 2012
After almost three weeks off the boat, I finally ended up on the back of my gondola, and found myself rowing in horrible conditions.
I mean really,
just look at the photo above.
I don't know why I keep coming back.
My passengers obviously agreed, and took a multitude of photos to doccument things - no doubt they'll want their money back, and use the photos as evidence of just how bad their experience was.
If you're reading this from somewhere outside southern California,
take my word for it - it's awful here.
Don't move out to California.
You'll be just as miserable as I am.