Wednesday, August 18, 2010


For any gondolier who will ever approach a bridge of "questionable height" and say:
"Aw what the heck - I can make it!"

Let this photo serve as a reminder of what happens when you lose that gamble.



Tamás said...

That had nothing to with a bridge, rather, Chuck Norris was not pleased with the ride he got for 80 euros!

(That is the reason gondolas have asymmetricity, as well. Plus, the forcola had a straight shape previously.)

Bepi Venexiano said...

Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, too bad Chuck never cries, ever.

If Chuck Norris goes in the water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

Gondola Greg said...

At the risk of "buttercowing" here, I'm gonna throw my favorite Chuck Norris quips in.

- When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's not pushing himself up.
He's pushing the earth down.

- Chuck Norris and Superman had a contest of strength. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his clothes.

and my favorite:
- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world, and punch himself in the back of the head.

Sean Jamieson said...

Uh, yeah, I think so. In fact, I saw the famous buttercow yesterday at the Iowa state fair. Bragging? Yes. Check your fb page for link to the movie.