There are just too many build-ups to start with or punch-lines to follow with. I'll let you folks come up with your own, although really, this one seems to stand on it's own.
"Cross-Ocean naked Rower Rescued Off Australia"
Seriously though, I wish the guy all the best, and can't help but admire his dedication...and creativity.
He certainly knows how to attract the media.
If he does make it across, I think we'll all admire his suntan
(with no tan lines).
My only regret is that he didn't do this on March 17th.
To learn more about Keith Whelan's adventure, check out: